Thursday, August 6, 2009

Fashion Tips From Congress

My Senator, Senator Barbara Boxer HER HIGHNESS, is offended by smartly dressed constituents. As a young kid, I learnt that you always projected pride and self-respect on to yourself and all that you do by wearing the attire proper to the venue.

You dress down to do yard-work .

And you dress up when meeting your congress critter or other person of importance. Notice the smartly dressed crowd of Obamabots.

What? Would it be easier for her to demonize anyone who questions her if we all wore WifeBeaters to the next Town-Hall Meeting?

...Then again, better not forget your Brooks Brothers duds when you go. It really torques them off if you don't


Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Snitches Get Stitches


I am very disturbed today. has just issued an appeal for the general public to snitch on their fellow man. It reads:

There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to (Emphasis mine)

Fishy! How dare you Mr. Phillips, ask my fellow Americans to snitch on me, just because I dare go counter to your Socialist Designs on my country. Excuse the HELCK out of me for pointing out what is stated in black and white for anyone to see. Section 102 of HR 3200 Spells-out the end of private health insurance in my country. It just happened that you got it buried deep inside your thousand page document so no one would see it.

Which brings us to this gem:

Ms. Goebbels Linda Douglass, I call you a liar and disinformer of the first order. Harmonise what's stated in Section 102, with your parroted bilge and tell me who's lying.

One last thing Mr. Phillips, In the D.C. Metro Region is not unsusual to hear the saying: Snitches Get Stitches. Why is the White House encouraging Snitching on its honest citizens? Are you trying to intimidate me out of my First Ammendment rights?