I am very disturbed today. whitehouse.gov has just issued an appeal for the general public to snitch on their fellow man. It reads:
Fishy! How dare you Mr. Phillips, ask my fellow Americans to snitch on me, just because I dare go counter to your Socialist Designs on my country. Excuse the HELCK out of me for pointing out what is stated in black and white for anyone to see. Section 102 of HR 3200 Spells-out the end of private health insurance in my country. It just happened that you got it buried deep inside your thousand page document so no one would see it.There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org. (Emphasis mine)
Which brings us to this gem:
One last thing Mr. Phillips, In the D.C. Metro Region is not unsusual to hear the saying: Snitches Get Stitches. Why is the White House encouraging Snitching on its honest citizens? Are you trying to intimidate me out of my First Ammendment rights?