This is how it works:
1) Have the
2) By virtue of receiving subsidy payments, declare these private babysitters to be "state employees",
3) Run a unpublicized Unionization Drive of hand-picked babysitters, throughout the state (most certainly targeting spouses of UAW workers which run daycare centers - and the like),
4) Present the "Unionization Votes" to the
5) Declare all Home Day Care Centers in the State Unionized,
6) Start the Shake-Down;
You's Gotta Problem Wit Dat?