All Hail APEOTUS

During the past three years we have become accustomed to our beloved TOTUS. You know - That goofy electronic device which commands our President how to and when to speak in front of important constituents such as kindergartners.

Well, today the Patriot Reauthorization Act was signed into law by an Autopen. So, not only we now have a machine that makes our C-in-C speak on queue, but now we have a machine that signs constitutionally mandated documents for him too.

Lets give a warm welcome to AOTUS, or is it APEOTUS, to the Presidential stable of electronic little tyrants.

Boq